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Nice expression. xDDD
I like the hair. o3o
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"I'm sick to death of people saying we've made 11 albums that sound exactly the same, in fact, we've made 12 albums that sound exactly the same." - Angus Young
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Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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~A song isn't always a Love Story, but a love story is always A Song~
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HOLLY RAGNELL'S MOM!!
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Treat a gun like a woman: hold it firmly in your hands, take sight of what you want and when you're ready, fire off a few rounds into your target. - Christopher Walken
Ah well, sure!
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What do you mean I have no personality?
'WTF?!I THOUGHT VAP WAS A GIRL :0'
And then I actually ~looked~ at the picture and saw she was holdin' pokeballs...
...still veeeery suggestive though xD
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